Is your kitchen missing an authentic cast iron spatuladle? Are you worried that if you just go to the store and buy one, all your friends will call you a poser? Don't worry! Buy this Unladled Spatuladle and all you have to do is form the functional end into the appropriately ladled design. Never again will your friends tell you "I'm sorry, but it's just too awkward, we don't think it's a good idea for us to keep hanging out with you. Samantha was our friend first, and we don't want to make it weird."